What movies have not aged well?
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Ah so!”
Goldfinger
Why do I like to eat my own cum?
You Only Live Twice
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Why do I feel sleepy after massage?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Who has experienced what they called a happy accident (bestiality)?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
A View to a Kill
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
What parts of the Bible, if any, are inappropriate to read to children? Why?
Octopussy
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Diamonds Are Forever
The Big Bang myth Our origins will always elude us - UnHerd
From Russia With Love
-J W Pepper
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Why do most Indian women cuckold or cheat on their husbands?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Moonraker
Why are American university students fine with sharing a room?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Dr No
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Why does Rahul Gandhi have so many haters?
-”She is very sexyful!”
Live and Let Die
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…